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Computers developing thinking.

11.18.09

HAL (2001) is not threatened yet.  IBM says it has now developed a super computer that can basically think like a cat’s brain.  We guess it can now play with it’s own mouse!

Top Ten Reasons to have an office at Gateway!

06.04.09

  1. With a location between Diego’s (Mexican) and Five Columns (Greek), feels like International Business is inevitable.
  2. With next school year right around the corner, “sampling” school supplies from shared office areas could keep your kids well stocked, with the understanding their not studying to be an astronaut, guitarist, or Cabaret Dancer.
  3. Great inventory of windowed office space offers that chance to show you either the weather you’re missing out on, or the poor life decision you made to winter in the Pacific Northwest.
  4. Three floors makes  stairwells great place to train for 2010 Olympics next exhibition event, Slinky Relay.
  5. Abundance of Candy at front desk spearheads your New Year’s Resolution of Networking with cheery Front Desk Staff, who silently judge you for taking more than one peppermint.
  6. High tech Copier/Fax/Scanner serves as constant reminder that, with time, your job will soon become obsolete as you’re replaced by technology.
  7. Pigeon Spikes on Roof Eaves gives warm “Ghengis Khan” feel to local aviary community
  8. Frosted Glass on interior office windows makes it easy to catch up on “Scrubs” episodes while passers by think you’re diligently hard at work.
  9. With lawyers, REALTORS, banking advisers, and medical practices, no matter what you’ve done wrong, an expert in any of those fields can offer you coffee. And Splenda.
  10. Name on building allows you to use the term “Gateway” in a sentence, without referring to the reason you took 8 years to finish college.

Chris McNamara                                   
BuyerTours Realty, LLC
chris@buyertours.com
360-303-1034
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